the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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