I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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