i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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