i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
21 Of The Most Regrettable Tattoo Ideas Ever
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child