Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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