some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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