we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
