I heard we made out
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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