butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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