hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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