do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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