Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
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Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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