at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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