if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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