after a month anything with tits is on the radar
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
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I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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