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you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
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He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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