...so i touched it.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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