none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
i think i have herpe
just one?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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