I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
