the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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