Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Never joke about your clitoris.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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