The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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