i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
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You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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