dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
you made out with another girl for some wings
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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