with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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