we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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