The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
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you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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