So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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