this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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