Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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