The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
