At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
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He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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