We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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