when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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