That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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