i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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