he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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