So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
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I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
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They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
The ass gains better be worth it
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