Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Randomize
