i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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