i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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