The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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