We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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