google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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