this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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