That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
