what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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