Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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