i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Randomize
