i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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