I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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