yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
