I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
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Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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