Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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