Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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