oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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