Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Randomize